Headquarters of Aslam Public Relations
The Dark Lord
I, Leila, hereby swear to tell the truth
Only the truth
And nothing but the truth
That I compeletly deny any relations with The Great Devil
The Medium one
Or the Small one
And I definitely deny any relations with Astekbar
In my past, present or futur
Junior Secretary of International
Magical Co-operation
Sincerely
Leila
(Translation Group, Ms. Ganji, Harry, Hagrid, Hermione)
(Please, back me up. Where are you)