ببخشيد مرلين جان با كي اينطور صحبت كرديد؟

چي شد چي شد؟!
جمعش كون برو كله گراز ! اگرم حوس عشق و عاشقي كردي بايد بري كافه مادام پادي فوت.اوكي؟

اي غرب زده

خب شعرای فارسی حالشو نمیدن.

اي بابا اينجا چه همه اينگليسي مي خونن بابا يكم فارسي بخونين

نه من شنیدم واسه حرف زدن باید که گلوتو فشار بده تا ارارت دراد.
عالی بود اعلیحضرت.
اینم از من:
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand
Kicked in my face
But I've come through

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before
The whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions
اینم قشنگه ها:
Aah
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shouting in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place

We will we will rock you
Sing it
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make
You some peace some day
You got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody betta put you back into your place

We will we will rock you
Sing it
We will we will rock you
Everybody
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Alright

منم صدام خوبه ها!یه بار تو دیگ سوراخ خوندم!یادتونه؟!
آقا من این چوبم قاط زده!همش ازش آتیش میاد بیرون،ببین چشه؟مرسی

عالی بود سرورم

لرد ملكت ما رو نيگا كن !

علیاحضرت چرا سخت می گیری؟
اصلا بیا یه آهنگ با هم بخونیم چطوره؟

I cry the whole night, just for you
My tears will dry, that is true
But I can't live without you one more day
You're always in my heart, I swear
And if you call, I'll be there
But I can't live without you one more night
And I promise I will touch the sky
If you ask me, baby, I will die
Oh babe, I saved my life only for you

بخون دیگه اینجاشو!
قهری؟ چرا نیمی خونی؟
بخون دیگه
آفرین:

It's your smile, what makes my heartbeat fast
It's your smile, and it will last
I know, that you the one for me
It's your smile, I can never let you go
It's your smile, it always shows
I know, that you're the one for me

You mean everything to me
Day in day out, you're a mystery
And I can't live without you one more day
And every day is a new day
And I can't sleep, to see you stay
Before my eyes, my love, can't let you go
And I promise I will catch a star
Move a mountain, even I know so far
Oh babe, I saved my life only for you